Craigslist Ad?

Something I have struggled with my ENTIRE life is making friends. Staying in one place for at the most 3 years and then picking up and leaving again really screws with your social life. As I got older, like, around middle school and Freshman year, I noticed that I didn't have many female friends. And if I did, she would last for a while and then fall apart either in some huge fight or just lost touch after relocating. Most of my friends have been male, which isn't bad. Guys are cool. You can burp in front of the ones you're pretty close with, chest bumps, have a good laugh at a classic crude joke when you need to. Guys are also low maintenance. You don't have to worry about hurt feelings or relationship drama. There's no cat fights, no accidentally matching outfits. It's pretty easygoing.

Only recently have I been craving a good girl friend, though. I think we all need one. The good ones that I've managed to keep around live halfway across the country, so sometimes I need something a little closer to home. I'll meet someone new, and they seem cool, but soon show their true colors and turn out to be psycho. Like, they should be locked-up psycho (Just kidding, that's mean of me to say....but srsly). Sometimes I feel so desperate for a good, healthy girl talk, I should post an ad online. I think it would go something like this...

WANTED: AWESOME BESTIE

Qualifications: Must be able to put up with me, understand my sarcasm, enjoy watching movies such as Baby Mama and Mean Girls, etc.

Reward: You get a free friendship that includes an endless supply of food, text messages, busy weekends, and other friendship-y things

Creepy? Nah.  

I would like to extend a very warm and weird "Hello and welcome" to my girlie of the evening, my darling Lizzie! Thanks for being my girlie friend close to home! Even though your boyfriend is my favorite...

And also a "hey" to the girls at St. Agnes! I think I have a few new followers that deserve a thanks!

Happy Monday ladies!