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| Lizziesapien (left) and mate spotted at watering hole. |
As an intrepid explorer, I have spent that last few months examining the two creatures at a distance. Recently (not really omg we need to hang out soon), Lizziesapien and her new mate, Bret...a stray alley cat? (idk, that's what he said he wanted to be) were stopped near a watering hole, an unusual spot to find these two; completely away from her natural habitat which might include dark, dank bedrooms with very little lighting. Most of the light the Lizziesapien receives comes from the glowing nocturnal commodity, a Laptop, which can be found in her natural habitat. The Lizziesapien works hard in her cave-like enclosure to keep up with the rest of her natural surroundings and interacting species, although she might suffer from ADD. Maybe.
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| Lizziesapien in her natural habitat. |
After studying the Lizziesapien, I've noticed quite irregular eating patterns. Depending on the day of week, occasion, mood, or surrounding environment, Lizziesapien's diet can vary immensely. She has been spotted gnawing on a pot of boxed Mac-n-Cheese while simultaneously guarding a carton of ice cream. But the Lizziesapien is not a selfish animal, for she has also been observed sharing her meals and findings with companions, often leaving her fellow species and mate delicacies.
Although knowledge of the Lizziesapien is growing rapidly, not much is known of the strange female. She is a reserved kind, if she is not familiar. But once familiar, she no longer seems strange, but as common as me or you. Always remember when approaching a Lizziesapien; although they can be gentle creatures, they are often easily spooked and can become aggressive during certain times of the month... I leave you on this note; The Lizziesapien may be just as scared of you as you may be of her. The Lizziesapien.
Sorry for my absence; I've been having a tough few weeks. But a weird (best) friend of mine told me that if I didn't post something soon, she would. Which might or might not be a bad idea. Anyways, so I decided to write a post about her, and how unusually normal she might be. I've been watching animal documentaries so I was inspired. Whatever. Meet Lizzie. A teenage girl that goes to school with only girls and is dating a cool guy with a cooler truck.
Happy Wednesday night, peeps.